Slices of Balloney Wisdom

Like Mayonnase in an egg sandwich, Mr. Balloney has much wisdom to spread around.

Here is just some of Mr. Balloney's delicate wisdom:

• "It's better to lead than to weed."
• "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." (On people who are "Know-it-alls")
• "I think therefore I am, I am, therefore I am online."
• "Life is hard - but maybe not as hard as a Macadamia nut shell."
• "Don't swallow anything larger than your head."
• "The saying, "Buy High and Sell Low" doesn't mean when you're under the influence."
• "Only wash with mild soap and water - acetone hurts."
• "There ARE things that are free in life:"
• "Bad advice from relatives"
• "Bad advice from friends"
• "Bad advice"
• "Used bubblegum"
• "I'm NOT and ANIMAL! I am a PUPPET!"
• "Always put the topmost lid up on the toilet before you use it."
• "Duck, when you spit into the wind."